Started a new job today - was told to go home with some documents at 10.30 am. Have been in bed ever since.
I ache all over.
I'm going hot and cold.
I'm producing more slime than an MTV Teen Music Awards.
I can't breath properly.
My throat is full of razors (metaphorically)
After four hours the disprin and Ease A Cold wears off and it gets worse.
Standing under a hot shower gives a little bit of respite.
I'm not hungry at all.
There is nobody here to see it, so I must have just the normal flu - not Man Flu.
God I hate this.
Even worserer, there was a letter from the estate agent saying I have an inspection on Tuesday.
Life has just got a bit more surreal.
Back to bed to try get warm.
Hmph.
Oh no! I had a genuine case of man flu in January.
ReplyDeleteI think you might have a mutation called (wo)man flu (which is probably even worserer than man flu).
Get well soon.
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Haven't had Man-Flu in a while (reaches over to tap wooden dining table) but having a migraine with five tradies around makes me wish I was on my own....
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