Questions, as always, from Sunday Stealing.
How many Thanksgivings do you attend?
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
Where do you attend Thanksgiving(s)?
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here. However, how can pumpkin be anything other than roasted and served with a roast dinner? Pumpkin pie - eww.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
No idea. Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here. Don't Americans get everything out of cans anyway? That's cheating.
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
No. We don't have Thanksgiving. No Indians. No Turkey.
Do you have Appetizers before you Thanksgiving meal?
Um, I'm Australian. We don't have Thanksgiving here.
I have American friends and family who might come to my Thanksgiving if I was in America...
Have you ever missed a Thanksgiving?
Yes. Because I am Australian and I live in Australia. Just sounds like an excuse for a family fight.
What kind of pie/cake/dessert do you eat for dessert?
Ice cream. But I do that anyway, because I'm Australian. Nothing special about that.
Do you ever play games at Thanksgiving?
No. Because we don't have Thanksgiving.
Name 3 things you are Thankful for:
My friends. My sense of humour. The fact that I'm Australian and we don't have Thanksgiving.
Is there anyone who has normally attended Thanksgiving, that will not be there this year? Who?
No. Because being Australian, we don't have Thanksgiving.
Name the funniest person at your Thanksgiving this year and tell us more.
Nobody. No Thanksgiving, no funny people at the table.
Which person eats the MOST?
Nobody. No Thanksgiving. Nobody over to eat a large roast meal at the start of Summer. It's just another Thursday in November here.
Which person eats the LEAST?
Nobody. No Thanksgiving. Nobody over to eat. It's just another Thursday in November here.
Do any animals attend Thanksgiving dinner?
Why? Dead animals lie on the table and get eaten at Thanksgiving? Yes?
If so, do they get Thanksgiving scraps?
See above.
Who carves the turkey?
What turkey? Turkey can come out dry too.
Have you ever had to make Thanksgiving all on YOUR OWN?
No. Because I've never had Thanksgiving because I'm Australian.
Do you get along with the people you have thanksgiving with?
See above.
Is your Thanksgiving formal, or do you just do whatever?
Whatever. See, it's Australia and just another Thursday in November. Why would be get formal for such a day.
Thank you for giving me the best laugh I have had all weekend. (And no, not all of our American food comes from cans. Some of us know how to peel potatoes and pick green beans from the vine and prepare them and stuff like that.)
ReplyDeleteYou can't roast canned pumpkin because it's pureed. And I really think you should try pumpkin pie. I once took canned pumpkin to Ireland because they don't have Thanksgiving there either and my husband's cousin wanted to taste pumpkin pie. She liked it.
ReplyDelete"My friends. My sense of humour. The fact that I'm Australian and we don't have Thanksgiving."
ReplyDeleteLOL and the cans thing. hahaha
Ok, we could make a deal on these though I do think it's hilarious that you answered the way you did. *Holds fists in the air* Go Girl!
When we have Thanksgiving, you can tell us about an Australian holiday. Just type the substitute wording in TALL letters at the top, and say, "insert this anywhere it says "Thanksgiving". Would it work out?
And, no, we have a tremendous lot of fresh food here. I was raised on fresh garden produce and the chickens and rabbits that mother raised but we all thought of as our pets.
Thanks for the fun!