I'm a middle-aged woman. I'm used to being invisible.
But I made a discovery today.
I'm used to not being looked at. Used to being ignored by shop assistants. Used to being overlooked by all sorts of people - and generally, I don't mind that, unless you're wanting service in a timely manner.
Well, today I got noticed by men. Lots of men.
I wasn't waling around naked. I wasn't roaming around dressed up to the nines. I didn't have my chest bared. I haven't lost 30 kilograms overnight.
I was noticed by all sorts of men. Young ones, older ones, teenagers kids.
It was a strange feeling. Really strange. Especially because I'm generally invisible.
Today, I learned, if you want men of all ages to notice you.
WEAR A BLOODY BATMAN MASK.
That's all you have to do.
Men, it appears, LOVE Batman.
So there you go.
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