Saturday, August 26, 2023

Sunday Stealing: Animal Questions

 This weeks questions are a bit silly, but I'll run with them, and get them out of the way. 

Questions, as always, come from Bev at Sunday Stealing

1. If animals could talk, which one do you think would complain the most about their day?

Probably the quantity and quality of the food. 

2. What do you think cats dream about during their epic naps?

From the noises Lucifer makes when he sleeps, I'd say he's chasing birds. 

3. If squirrels organized an Olympics, what events would they have?

Hoarding and looking cute. Love me a good squirrel. I miss seeing them not living in England. 

4. Do you think penguins ever get jealous of birds that can fly?

Maybe, maybe not. Penguins get to swim - not all birds get to do that. 

5. If animals had their own social media, what kind of posts would we see from them?

Don't a lot of animals have their own social media accounts already? 

6. What would be the title of the autobiography of a lazy house cat?

"I sleep, therefore I am."

7. If you had to choose an animal to be your personal bodyguard, which one would you pick?

A bear. Love me a good bear. 

8. Do you think dogs secretly judge us for not being able to sniff out everything they can?

Of course, they do. But secretly. 

9. If animals could wear clothes, which animal would have the best fashion sense?

House cats. Of course it would be house cats. Look what happens in a million years, according to Red Dwarf. For those who have not watched Red Dwarf, you're missing out. 



10. If a group of owls started a band, what would their music style be?

Classical. Owls would play Classical music - if not, death metal., it's all in the stare.

11. What do dolphins think when people swim with them?

That's a funny shaped nose that one has... (think about it).

12. What do you think squirrels gossip about when they chatter to each other in the trees?

I have no idea? Who has the biggest nuts? Read that as you will. 

13. If elephants played hide-and-seek, where do you think they'd hide?

Every five-year-old knows this. They paint their toenails red and they hide in strawberry bushes. 

14. What do you imagine a llama would say if you asked it about the meaning of life?

Very little. Everybody knows that llamas (and alpacas) aren't that bright. 

15. If you could swap places with any animal for a day, which one would it be, and why?

I'd swap places with my cat, Lucifer. He sleeps all day, doesn't pay rent, is fed regularly and love a lot. What more do you want? 

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4 comments:

  1. I love the hide and seek answer!

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  2. Great answers! I'm still chuckling about the elephants and the strawberry patch!

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  3. I absolutely love the answers to number 5 and 13!!
    Haha!!

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