In my Feed

 I'm trying to screw with the algorithms as the algorithms appear to be screwing with me. 

We all know our smart phones are listening to us. 

But can somebody please tell me why I'm getting the following advertisements and pages that espouse the brilliance of donkeys. 

It's donkeys everywhere. 

Baby donkeys look cuddly. 

It makes a change from Bernese Mountain Dog and cat videos. 

Or Irish Wolfhounds.

There's currently six ads for a calendar the algorithms think I might like. 

On my kitchen wall there's currently a copy of badly drawn medieval cats. It's a very me thing to possess.

Well, the algorithms are excelling themselves. 

They now want me to buy the medieval d*ck pic calendar. 

The silly thing is, I'm half-tempted to get one. But I will not let the algorithm get the best of me. 

(Ask me in December if I've got one for the kitchen wall for next year)

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