Sunday, April 17, 2016

The 25 Large Meme

Here is the rub. It's 7.15 am. I have a left butt cheek that has the lump the size of a tennis ball on it which is both painful and making it hard to sit. I have a lot of study to do. I won't make pump because of the large lump the size of a tennis ball on my left butt cheek (not that it hurts to walk, it's a bit uncomfortable). I was going to cook lunch for the week, but I don't have any paprika - I have all the other spices, but not paprika. I have a lot of study to do.

It'scome down to doing this meme, courtesy of Sunday Stealing, or going to get some paprika. And icing my arse cheek and taking some nurofen (advil).

Travel anywhere, where would it be? 

At the moment, I'd love to do a few days in Siem Reap to go and visit Angkor Wat. Maybe later in the year.

 Meet anyone, who would it be? 

Clive Owen, please.

Bring anyone dead back to life, who would it be? 

I don't believe in bringing people back from the dead, but I really wish Philip Seymour Hoffman and Alan Rickman didn't die. I mourn the films they never made,

I also wish that my niece could be happy and healthy and still on the planet. She died four months ago. It feels like days in some ways, years in others. 16 is not a life.

 Be anyone for a day, who would it be? 

I like being me, thank you very much. That will do.

 Get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be? 

Ice cream. I'm a simple soul.

 Change one thing about your life what would it be? 

There is a part of me that would love to be happily married. Not on the cards, but I'd love to see what that is like.

Have any superpower what would it be? 

I'd love to have the power to heal cancer.

Be any animal for a day which would you be? 

I'd love to be a well loved cat. That would be great.

Date anyone who would it be? 

Clive Owen

 Change one thing about the world what would it be?

I'd love to get rid of every loopy far-right wing politician about. The moderates can stay, but the Tea Party and the Uglies of the Australian Parliament have to go.

 Live in any fictional universe which would you choose? 

Can I please go be a teacher at Hogwarts?

 Eliminate one of your human needs which would you get rid of? 


 Change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? 

I am working on being 20 kgs lighter than I am now.

 Change one of your personality traits which would you choose? 

I wish that I was not such an over-achieving perfectionist sometimes. Just sometimes - but that makes me who I am.

 Be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? 

I'm currently wishing I could channel Charlie Kaufman. I'm not a scriptwriter. My papers are due in 21 days.

 If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Clive Owen would be nice. I'd also love to meet Charlie Kaufman (or one of the Cohen brothers) for some tips on this bloody script.

 Erase an event from history (make it so it never happened) which would you choose? 

I know it shaped the world and helped bring on a heap of inventions but I'd love to erase World War II. Getting rid of the invention of the gun would also be a good thing.

 Have any hair/eye/skin color, which would you choose? 

I'm a green eyed, pale skinned brunette - I'm fine with this mix.

 Be any weight/body type, which would you choose? 

I'd love to be two inches taller and a lot less chunky.

 Live in any country/city, where would you choose? 

I'd love to live well in New York for a few months. I'd also love to live well and permanently in a good suburb of inner London. Love the latter with all my heart.

 Change one law in your country, which would you change? 

Seriously Australia, it's time to legalise gay marriage. Get with the program.

Be any height, which would you choose? 

5'8" (170 cms) would be just fine thanks.

Have any job in the world, which would you choose? 

A writer. Oh wait, I am a writer.

Have anything appear in your pocket right now, what would it be? 

A cure for leukaemia that was fail safe and not a burden on all.

 Have anyone beside you right now, who would it be?

Clive Owen would be nice. Or one of the Cohen brothers to help me with this bloody script.


Bev Sykes said...

I love London too...and I like your caveat about "living well..." I'm not all that fond of NY, though. And yes, Australia....get with it on the gay marriage thing!

Kwizgiver said...

I picked Hogwarts, too!

Zippi Kit said...

WWII is a good thing to get rid of, and WWI and cartels that caused it. Poof! ;-)

shortybear said...

good answers

CountryDew said...

You are my kind of person. I hope you feel better soon.