Friday, May 9, 2025

Provocative T-Shirt Day

 Friday has become the day I see the physio. I've strained my left bum muscles, and I need some help rehabilitating them (You know, gluteus maximus, medius and minimus into the iliac crest - they're all buggered). 

Friday has also become Provocative T-shirt Day. 

It is Friday. It's allowed to be. 

I rarely turn my camera on in meetings. 

Until last week, nobody who mattered saw my t-shirts. 

Last week, I turned up to the physio in jeans and a t-shirt that read "Typical Bloody Leftie" in honour of the election. 

It was a talking point. 

Today, I turned up in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt reading "We are the granddaughters of the witches you could not burn."

I love this t-shirt.

And spent a part of the session explaining to the physio, as he got stuck into my arse cheek, that wearing provocative t-shirts is good for the soul. 

"Is this a work thing or a Pandora thing?"

"A Pandora thing. I'm not one for dressing up to work from home and shouty t-shirts make me feel good."

I have to go back again next week. 

But what t-shirt should I wear? I've got a choice of t-shirts reading the following: 

  • Hell was Boring
  • In my defense I was left unsupervised
  • See You Next Tuesday
  • A Pixies T-shirt with a black cat on it
  • An old one with a sugar skull on it
  • A Pearl Jam Concert T-shirt
  • A green one with elephants. 
  • A Hoodoo Gurus concert t-shirt
  • The Whitlams concert t-shirt.
I'm sure I'll work it out by next week.







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