Sunday Stealing: Questions you aren't used to

I'm just back from a lovely night out with my friend Alice. 

I'll do these quickly because I'd like them out of the way. 

Questions, as always, come from Sunday Stealing. 

1. What celebrity would you never want to meet? 

Donald Trump. Nuff said. 

2. What do you label yourself as?

Kind. 

3. You can only have one sandwich for the rest of your life. You have every sandwich-making ingredient known to man at your disposal. What sandwich do you make? 

A Rueben Sandwich,just like Izzy makes them at my favourite deli in Caulfield. They must be toasted and warm and there must be no shirking on the sauerkraut or Russian dressing. 

4. An angel provides you with a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What's it gonna be?

Gin. If I am to be specific, make that Never Never Triple Juniper Gin. Smoother than a babie's bum that stuff. 

5. Have you ever built a snowman?

Ah, no, there isn't much snow in Melbourne (though we do have some great snowfields here. I haven't seen snow in Australia since I went on a ski camp in 1994. 

6. If you could ask your future self a question, what would it be?

Is there anybody out there for me? (I know, daft and stupid at my age. )

7. Have you ever baked your own birthday cake?

I think I have. Again, one of the joys of being single. I've definitely bought my own birthday cake - more than once. 

8. Which are cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

Dragons. Always dragons. I'm part Welsh. It has to be dragons. 

9. What do you like about babies?

They smell good and they are ultimately untapped, un-fucked-up potential. How cool is that?

10. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. What's the first rule you put in place? 

You must be kind. If you're found to be willingly unkind, that's you done.

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